thickneyspears:

September 30th

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October 1st

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daviddayluiz:

"shit 90 minutes a damn long time"

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tagged as:   -lmaooooooo
my future child: tell me a bedtime story
me: once upon a time, in nazi-occupied france...
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octupac:

yeah but how many notes did ur post get in dog notes

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fallenforminaj:

Nicki Minaj to host this year’s MTV EMAS on November 9, 2014.

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baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

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*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again

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radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

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silversarcasm:

disabled children need to know that they’re worth more than being inspirational objects for abled adults

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swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

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